Fuck You Very Much Royal Orchard Plus

to wish me a happy new year, royal orchid plus have suggested that i might like "a new me". how thoughtful of them. they also suggested that "i...do not reply to this email offer". i was so distressed that i even used capital letters in the title of this post.

http://www.thailandmedtourism.com/HBH/ROPemail1/

Dear Member, Begin the New Year with a new you! Thailand is home to some of the world’s finest medical, wellness and spa facilities that offer an array of treatments by highly trained professionals, and with the latest technology. Botox $12 Liposuction $1,167 Breast Augmentation $2,500 Eyelid Surgery $434 Fraxel $167 IPL $100 Face Lift (non surgical) $667 Facial Treatment $1,667 Hair Removal discount 50% Thermage $1,334 Rejuvenation $167 Weight Loss $397 Dental Checkup $467 Tooth Whitening $184 Detox $75 Medical Check up $117 (Payments will be charged in Thai Baht at the time of booking or when the service is provided. Displayed USD rates are converted from Thai Baht at an exchange rate of $1.00 = 30 Baht.) This message has been sent by Royal Orchid Plus and the Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT). You have received this in line with your preference to receive communications from Royal Orchid Plus by email. If you do not wish to receive additional offers associated with this joint campaign between Royal Orchid Plus and TAT you may UNSUBSCRIBE at anytime. Please do not reply to this email offer. Should you have further inquiries please contact support@thailandmedtouirsm.com

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